I’ve been in school for one week now and I come home after work, sit at the computer to watch skins, and my mom jumps at me: YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO GET SOME GOOD GRADES SITTING ON YOUR ASS? DON’T YOU HAVE HOMEWORK? I’M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, I WON’T BE PAYING FOR A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD AND FOOD IN YOUR PLATE IF YOU GET SHITTY GRADES FOR WATCHING STUPID SHOWS ON THE INTERNET!!!
First: I fucking get amazing fucking grades every year and she fucking reacts like this every goddamn semester.
Second: As long as I’m in school, you are obligated to pay for my stay at home, mother. Although I can’t wait to GTFO.
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